These aren’t the BEST Valentine’s Day Poems but they are a few that I like and have made me laugh (particularly Soth and Chunk), so even if you aren’t in a relationship you should be able to enjoy these without barfing!
10 Best Valentines Day Poems and messages
7. plenty of fish in the sea (this one isn’t funny, just a bit cute!)
8. I love you more than twitter (other options include cake, phone, etc!)
10. There’s nobody I’d rather…
Mike and I aren’t big on Valentine’s Day Poems or cards (although we seem to be better than on our actual anniversary!). As a romantic gesture this year I organised (with a lot of help from my best mate) for us to go away for a surprise. I was doing really well with the surprise until Mike noticed that a shed load of money had been paid to East Coast Rail for our train tickets and little by little he’s ended up finding out exactly what we’re doing. Asking him if his suit needed a dry clean was the final straw. Anyway, we’re going to something super cool in London… a Future Cinema ‘immersive experience’ of Who Framed Roger Rabbit!!! I know!
So while I’ve spent a small fortune on a single night out in London, I think the act of present giving is not going to happen but I do enjoy some funny Valentines Day poems! And I can imagine something like this will be scribbled on a hand made card to make the occasion!